Monday, September 16, 2013

Roll tape: Another "Fifty Shades" parody comes to Fort Myers

"Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody!" plays one night
only at 8 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 9 at Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall in Fort
Myers. Tickets ($32, $39.50, $47, $56) go on sale at 10 a.m. Friday, Sept. 20.
Sweet mother of Cthulhu, I cannot believe this exists. Actually, yes I can. The awful steaming pile of trash of a "Fifty Shades" thing that passed for entertainment last year left an entire Barbara B. Mann Hall full of panting women screaming for more.




"Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey
Unauthorized Musical Parody!
plays one night only at 8 p.m.
Saturday, Nov. 9 at Barbara B. Mann
Performing Arts Hall in Fort Myers.

Believe me, I was there. It was scary. Revisit the preview - and the videos - here.

And even worse, this one is a parody!

And there's video.




Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

The set list will include: Rihanna's "S&M," ”Hit Me Baby One More Time," “Like A Virgin” and "Call Me Maybe.”

No.

No.

No.

Did we mention the title is "Cuff Me?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A thousand times no.

Sigh. I guess it will happen no matter how much I protest.

"Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody!" plays one night only at 8 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 9 at Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall in Fort Myers.

Tickets ($32, $39.50, $47, $56) go on sale at 10 a.m. Friday, Sept. 20 at the box office, by phone at (239) 481-4849 or bbmannpah.com. Groups of 10 or more; call Lois Soscia at (239) 489-3033 x 3122 or lsoscia@bbmannpah.com.


Complete press release below.


Cuff Me: 
The Fifty Shades of Grey 
Unauthorized Musical Parody
comes to the
Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall
November 9

Tickets On Sale Friday, September 20 at 10AM

(Fort Myers, FL) – Coming to the Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall, November 9 at 8PM:
Cuff Me: The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody!

 Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody! is the unauthorized hilarious parody of the Fifty Shades of Grey book phenomenon!  Grab your girlfriends and get ready to laugh at this sexy, and hysterical romp, Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody! will have you dancing in the aisles as the cast of four belts out hilarious parodies of popular hit songs from Britney Spears’ ” Hit Me One More Time" and Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe,” while spoofing the Fifty Shades of Grey book!


Cuff Me: A Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody is written by Bradford McMurran, Jeremiah Albers, and Sean Michael Devereux of the improv group The Pushers. It was conceived by Tim Flaherty, who is also a contributing author along with Sonya Carter, who will direct.

Tickets for The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody! will go on sale Friday, September 20 at 10AM at the Box Office, by phone at (239) 481-4849 or online at www.bbmannpah.com. Groups of 10 or more; call Lois Soscia at (239) 489-3033 x 3122 or email her at lsoscia@bbmannpah.com.


Performance Date:    Saturday, November 9 – 8:00PM
Ticket Prices:             $56      $47      $39.50      $32

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