Roll tape: Another "Fifty Shades" parody comes to Fort Myers

"Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Unauthorized Musical Parody!" plays one night
only at 8 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 9 at Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall in Fort
Myers. Tickets ($32, $39.50, $47, $56) go on sale at 10 a.m. Friday, Sept. 20.

Sweet mother of Cthulhu, I cannot believe this exists. Actually, yes I can. The awful steaming pile of trash of a "Fifty Shades" thing that passed for entertainment last year left an entire Barbara B. Mann Hall full of panting women screaming for more.